Category: Joke Board
Copper wire was invented by 2 Scots fighting overa penny.
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They heat knives in Scottish restaurants,so you don't use too much butter.
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A Scotsman never buys an address book.He scores out the people he doesn't know from the phone book.
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Scotsmen started wearing skirts ..grrr because it was free for women to get into the football.
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A Scot diving in a puddle to retrieve a 5 pence piece created Loch Lomond
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The most common ailment in Scotland is backache caused by locals stretching for their wallets
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A Scotsman goes to wedding with elastic on his confetti.
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If a Scotsman takes a coin out his sporran the queen blinks
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A Scotsman invented a cure for seasickness.He leant over the side of a boat with a ten pence piece in his mouth.